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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Baby Bad Mood = Mommy Bad Mood

Today was a hard day. Dexter has been crying a lot during nap times, either because:
  1. He isn't feeling well from his vaccine shots.
  2. He recently learned to roll onto his stomach, but isn't used to sleeping face down.
  3. He is infected with tiny Martian brain slugs who feed off of high amplitude sound waves.
I have a particular weakness to Dexter's crying. Not in the "aww poor baby," heart-melting kind of way, but more like a "fingernails scraping a blackboard," dear-Lord-make-it-stop response. I don't know why God programmed me to react so strongly to his particular frequency. Maybe because He knows that otherwise my logical engineering mind would approach my son like a problem to troubleshoot, using my own knowledge (and Google) rather than relying on Him for wisdom and strength.

Anyway, in spite of my terrible mood, this 1-minute clip totally made me laugh out loud. Horrifyingly enough, I could totally see K doing this to me. Thank goodness his little "trick" proposal was nowhere near as jaw-dropping!

Thursday, January 17, 2013

How to Teach Knitting to Kids

Teaching kids to knit

I was recently asked by an acquaintance if I would teach her 7-year-old daughter how to knit as part of her homeschooling program. Eager to become friends with the mom, I readily volunteered. Given that I was taught to knit for free by a coworker, I'm always happy to pass on her act of kindness whenever possible. Little did I know the unique challenges that come along with teaching kids how to knit!

This is not my first time trying to instruct an elementary schooler how to knit. My first attempt was 3 years ago, and after one or two painful lessons we both gave up. This time around I've learned some tips and tricks that may help you if you have a kiddo who seems ready to learn this oh-so-fun craft:

1) Bring all the supplies yourself.
Do you know how complicated buying yarn and knitting accessories can be for a newbie? I remember sweating bullets the first time I went into the yarn section of Michael's, even with the detailed shopping list from my teacher. I think it's just easier to lend a pair of US size 6 to 8 needles and a ball of light-colored scrap yarn, or purchase the supplies on their behalf. In fact, the little girl is learning on the same pair of needles I used for my first lessons: 9-inch-long, bamboo, single-pointed knitting needles from Clover. The wooden needles are comfortable to hold, they're not as slippery, and they have dull points.

2) Have a lesson plan.
The more organized you are, the more smoothly it will go. There are plenty of websites out there that give step-by-step pictorial instructions you can use and print out for the child to take home. I also found little rhymes for learning how to knit and purl. If you're curious, here's my approximate plan of action:
  • Garter stitch
  • Stockinette stitch
  • Ribbing and seed stitch
  • Cabling
  • Lacework
  • Colorwork

3) Encourage a family member to learn knitting with the child at the same time.
There's no way a kid will remember what is taught unless he or she reviews between lessons. It's ideal if the child's guardian or older family member can also learn at the same time and then help the child practice at home. If the family member needs a refresher, I point them to the incredibly helpful videos at knittinghelp.com.

4) Keep each learning session short and free of distraction.
Kids have short attention spans, so I found that 30 to 60 minutes is probably the maximum they'll last. Plus, we held lessons at a Starbucks because at home, there are distracting toys, other kids, and pets around.

5) Have a "final project" in mind.
There's nothing like giving students hope that one day they'll be able to make something cool and not just a simple swatch of uselessness. :) And you don't have to just do the age-old standard scarf or dishcloth. Consider a fun and short pattern, like a hat, small bag, or fingerless mitts.

The minimum age for teaching knitting seems to be six or seven years old, due to dexterity limitations. Specifically, we had some trouble with the purl stitch since I taught her Continental knitting (which is commonly considered one of the faster styles). Imagine my surprise and delight when she came back the next week and showed me this great technique of using her left pointer finger to "catch the sheep," or fetch the yarn through the loop. I was so proud of her, I took a video!


Question:
How old were you when you learned to knit, who taught you, and what method of knitting do you prefer?

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Gun Pr0n for Gamers

FPS Russia logo

Sorry about the title; I didn't know how else to put it. K and I somehow just discovered this little Youtube channel called FPS Russia that has over half a billion views. And the premise is exactly like it sounds like: a Russian gun enthusiast acquires all these not-even-remotely-legal-in-the-US weapons you see in video games and demos them in real life. Oh yeah... :)

The video that we stumbled upon was titled Top 3 Weapons to Survive the Apocalypse, which has already acquired 5 million views in 1 month.


However, his most popular video would be the AA-12 Fully Automatic Shotgun!!!, which has an astonishing 30 million views in less than 2 years. I seriously had no idea those things were so powerful and hardy!


So if you have a gamer friend who's into first person shooters, share this channel and see what they think. I'm certainly impressed. O_O

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Size 0 Needles Will Kill Your Crafting Mojo

After making that series of easy baby hats, I inadvertently ended the year with very long and/or difficult patterns. There was the 8-piece Link costume and then a king-size bed afghan. That left me the month of December to finish a nightcap for Grandpa and a Christmas stocking for Dexter. Yeah, never got to the stocking because that supposedly easy hat called for size 0 eensy-beensy needles that are designed to give you early arthritis. >_<

The story behind the nightcap is that I find it impossible to shop for grandparents. They're at that age where they're actively trying to get rid of stuff, so buying them anything besides restaurant gift cards to Country Buffet or Black-Eyed Pea is useless since they'll just give it away. Until a little bird (aka Mom) told me a little known secret. Grandpa's hair has been thinning for years, always verging on the edge of complete baldness but never quite making it. Therefore, his head gets a bit cold at night. But he doesn't want to wear a regular beanie to sleep because they're too warm. So Grandma takes her old panty hose and knots the end, and Grandpa wears it as a breathable nightcap... Hahaha, it took all my self-control not to snort out the grains of rice I was eating!

Wow, I knew they were really thrifty, but we can do better than that. :) Most of the patterns on Ravelry looked just as warm as regular winter hats, but fortunately, there's this old-fashioned 1840 nightcap pattern that not only uses very thin yarn, but is also originally designed for gentlemen. <cracks knuckles> Alright alright, I got this...

WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG?! I'm bringing this project everywhere I go, but progress is slooow. This is why worsted yarn is my friend, and size 0, tiny thread patterns are the suck. I was just barely able to finish the nightcap in time, at the expense of not even starting Dexter's Christmas stocking. Whatever, he's too little to even open presents yet; Santa can wait till next year. Too bad I forgot to take any detailed pictures in my rush to wrap it up. At least I got this one shot after Grandpa opened it. I think he likes it! :)

Grandfather's nightcap

Question:
What kind of gifts do you get for grandparents or parents who have everything?